Category: Another Place
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Contemporary Art Smoothie
Process milk from Damien Hirst calf ensuring it is free from formaldehyde. Add some melon from Sarah Lucas’ Au Naturel, tell her to stop ‘Eating a Banana’ and combine to the fluid. Juice things up with some KY Jelly from Tracey Emin’ bed. Technique: turn everything inside out the way Rachel Whiteread did with ‘House’. […]
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Standing to Attention
The Characters and events in this short story are completely fictitious, explicit content warning. The day started well enough. Up bright and early, a clear sky. Calm, so unusual in Crosby, still and settled. He decided to make his way to the beach; he is the ‘Head of PE’. Married to a lady who was […]