The top 10 reasons why Barbie must die and be with us no longer.
10 Goes out with Ken.
9 Drives very slow cars.
8 A bit too fond of Pink!
7 Delicate and brakes easily.
6 Does nothing other than leisure activities.
5 Injection moulded, resulting in her looking like every other injection moulded Barbie.
4 Her only function is to play dress up.
3 Is a stereotypical babe, cliché of straight, blond 3/4 length hair, fair-skinned and representational of Aryan culture.
2 Literally an airhead, she has nothing between her ears.
1 Not a real woman!